Ranking Tom Brady And the Rest of the Barstool Bloggers As Chicks
Saw this pic last night… ROUGH look for Tom. Not sure how a man so attractive can become so unattractive once he puts in a little effort, but this is not TB12’s greatest look. Although I’m a straight up hot chick so maybe it works reverse? Like if you’re good looking in real life you look ugly in fake chick make-up and vice versa?
Actually, maybe not…
As far as the hottest chick bloggers go it’s: 1. Me (tits), 2. Mo (lips), 3. Jerry (eyes), 4. Pres (DTF), 5. BigCat, 6. Kmarko, 7. KFC, 8. JMac, 9. Nate and I’m going to put Smitty last because I’m not positive he’s wearing make-up and if you rank a dude hot when he’s not wearing make-up things get awkward.
PS – @Wehmjam pointed out to me that Brady doesn’t have front teeth, he just has a front tooth and it’s all I can focus on now. His right front tooth is just straight up in the middle of his mouth.