Popsicle Is Trying To Tell People They Can't Use Popsicle As A Noun

Hey popsicles…. Fuck you. Nobody tells me how I use words. If I want to use Popsicle as a noun I’m gonna use it as a fucking noun. When I eat something cold and frozen and it has a stick I call it a popsicle. You don’t like it? You can go fuck yourself. Oh and I use it in the plural form and possessive form too. Boom right in your fucking eye. Hey Popsicle…GET OFF ME!

PS – If you’re over the age of 18 and eat this type of Popsicles you’re white trash anyway.  Welch’s Popsicles or go home.