Pizza Hut Forced To Apologize Because One Of Their Employees Was Looking At Porn On His Break

(HuffPo) – Apparently, managers at one Richmond, Virginia, Pizza Hut are cool with employees taking porn breaks. Customers Dawn and Leon McKissick say they were shocked to find a worker at their local Pizza Hut allegedly looking at pictures of naked women. Managers did nothing after the McKissicks complained so the couple took the story to local news channel NBC 12, who inquired about the incident further. Manager Alexis Cunningham told the network that while they regretted that their customers “had to see that,” the employee was on personal time and his viewing of the pornographic images doesn’t affect “his job performance” even though he went back to prep food moments later.

So much in this story that I don’t understand. First, a THREE HOUR break? That’s what Pizza Hut gives you?! I had to go back and listen twice to make sure I heard that correctly. Three hours isn’t even a break. That’s just called the end of the work day. It’s like how there’s a difference between napping and sleeping. After a half hour you’re no longer “on break” you’re just “off work.”

Second, why are these people so shocked that he went back to prepare food after. Like that’s their main point of contention. He saw a naked woman THEN WENT TO COOK FOOD. Uh, so what? He wasn’t jerking off with marinara sauce lube, right? Wasn’t banging the stuffed crust like it was a flesh light, was he? No? Ok. Dude saw a few mature pics then decided it was time to get in the kitchen. If I wasn’t allowed to cook every time I got turned on I’d be on a fast right now, the likes of which would make Ghandi look like a glutton.

Finally, dude is looking at what he wants. If you don’t want to see it how about you keep your eyes on your own shit? I’ve never understood that. I’ve had friends tell me how fast they scroll past GTA when they’re in public or class or whatever. Why? It’s your computer bro. You can do whatever you want on it. People can avoid seeing what websites you’re looking at by going to www.mindyourownfuckingbusiness.com.

PS – Please wait to be seated? Take it easy. You’re Pizza Hut, not Abe and Louies.