Patriots Mic'd Up In The Super Bowl Was The Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen

I will never need Viagra as long as I’m on this earth due to what I just watched. Here’s what you missed…

Brady pre-game. The most incredible speech in history. Sorry, MLK.

Julian Edelman LOVES getting hit. This moment right here was probably when the Seahawks realized they had no chance. Took your best punch and literally laughed in your fucking face.

Brady’s Babe Ruth moment. Gets in the huddle and says they need a championship drive. Proceeds to go 8-8 with a TD. That’s calling your shot.  

“That’s a championship play, Jules. We are gonna win.” I couldn’t say 2+2=4 with as much confidence as Brady said they were gonna win.

Brady gets his Nostradomus on after delivering his 4th quarter game winning drive.  

Here’s how Pete Carroll reacted to Butler’s INT. “OH NO!” You just got Belichick’d/Patricia’d, bro.

Here’s how Brady reacted to Butler’s INT. When you win the Super Bowl you’re allowed to scream like a girl. That’s a law.

Brady and Edelman embrace like brothers after war. Tears and love yous.

Brady shows his love to Butler. God what I’d do for a hug like that. Like a 14th year senior telling a freshman he did a great job. Must have felt better than the interception itself.

Edelman tells Belichick he’d do anything for him. Julian actually might have stolen the show in this. He was incredible. So passionate, so determined. Brady is obviously the heartbeat of the team but Edelman more than does his part. Also the way he hugged Belichick and basically said he’d die for him reminded me of some Friday Night Lights shit.

The greatest actor in history congratulates a fan.

That’s it. Best television program I have ever watched. Give it ALL of the Emmys. FUCKING ALL OF THEM.