Patriot Post-Game Locker Room Videos Are Becoming One Of My Favorite Weekly Traditions
The only thing better in life than actual Patriot games are the post-game locker rooms. Hugs, smiles, breakdowns, and shirtless dudes. What more could you want? To the highlight reel.
1. Brady “I told you!” to Kraft. What did he tell them? That they were gonna stomp the Cowboys? Is that just a weekly phone call that the two of them have scheduled on the books for the year? “Hey, RKK, Tommy here… just wanted to tell you that we’re gonna beat the fuck out of these guys this week. Alright, catch ya later.”
2. What the fuck is Lenny Clarke doing there and what the fuck is that shirt?
3. Did Patrick Chung call Kraft “Mean Mug”? I’m pretty sure that’s what he says, “Whassup, Mean Mug,” right?
4. Don’t you dare try and deny Brady a hug. Just let him embrace his guy!
5. Hands down my favorite part. “Great game, Julian. 30-6! Wow.” “Eh, we got a lot of things we can get better at.”
6. You think Malcolm Butler works out? Lord.
7. “Got the Colts next week.”
Ok that was fun celebrating for 27 seconds. Time to get serious and start focusing on the next group of people on the kill list.
