OJ Simpson is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian, Has Pictures Of Her Hanging In His Cell And Wants To Have Sex With Her When He Gets Out Of Prison

Radar- Jailed O.J. Simpson has a creepy obsession with Kim Kardashian, according to a prison insider, as “The Juice” has reportedly been drooling over pinups of the reality TV star from his cell, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. Now, the disgraced footballer, 67, wants to hook up with Kim, 33, when he gets out if the pokey— and he doesn’t care that she is a married mom. “He has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates,” an insider told us. Simpson joked to a pal, “She likes black ball players, I am a Hall of Famer — and I still have my Heisman award,” a dig at Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush who gave back his college football Heisman trophy after it came to light of some unethical dealings he was involved during his college playing days. As far as her recent wedding to Kanye West, Simpson doesn’t think that it’s any big deal saying, “As long as I am in prison, I can’t be with her so Kanye can have her for now. “But when I get out she’s mine.”

First of all, let’s skip over the part where OJ was represented by Kim’s dad during his murder trial and he knew Kim as a kid and basically watched her grow up because that’s super creepy.  I’m sure his obsession with her now is rooted somewhere in that but I’m not qualified to diagnose it and frankly I don’t want to.  It freaks me out.

But as far as OJ wanting to have sex with Kim when he gets out and actually being super confident that he can, I kind of love it.  Sure OJ is a homicidal manic who got away with murder who then went to jail for memorabilia theft but I’ll always root for an under dog.  Always.  You can’t not love the part where he’s saying “Yeah sure, Kanye can have her now while I’m in here.  That’s fine.  But when I get out and she sees that I won a Heisman trophy?  Game over.  She’ll be all over this senior citizen dick.”  To be totally honest, he’s not wrong.  Kim K loves successful pro athletes.  LOVES them.  That’s her well-documented track record.  And by all accounts (I was too young/not even born yet) OJ was the most famous athlete on the planet there for awhile before he “didn’t” kill his wife and her lover.  So to check the scorecard: OJ is a famous athlete, he’s the skin tone Kim K clearly prefers and he’s a bad boy with a sketchy past.  All of those things are right in Kim and every girl’s wheel house.  Not to mention Kanye once made 808s and Heartbreak and people don’t forget. I’d say OJ has a legitimate shot here.

Bottom line is this, OJ getting out of prison and having sex with Kim Kardashian would be the biggest internet story of all time and everything about you sucks if you don’t want to see that drama unfold. No matter how you feel about the clan of whores better know as the Kardashians.