OH SNAP! Pres Just Did It Again With The First Ever Purple Starfish Board Shorts And Stars and Stools Board Shorts
Oh shit! Prezzie just did it again! Our first ever bathing suit line. These motherfuckers ain’t cheapos either. These are from the Ack Surf brand but now we have our own. Custom made to be comfortable and dick slanging all over the joint. We will only have 1 order all summer so if you don’t pre order yours then we won’t have em in stock. That’s just how it goes. These will be in your hands mid June and ready to rock and roll for the 4th of July. I probably should be charging 75 bucks for these but since I love our readers they are only 55. That’s my gift to you.
PS – If you’re a girl and don’t buy these for your boyfriend you have nobody to blame but yourself when he cheats on you.
And for people asking on sizes this is what a 36 waist looked like on me last year. Ladies keep it together…