Look I won’t sugar coat this, Meagan lost a step since that fateful night. The bell tolls for all of us. But you know what? I still think she’s crazy hot. It was love at first sight when I saw that mugshot. We’ve become a married couple in a single afternoon: I know she’s not what she used to be, but I stay with her because she’s the only girl who can make me feel the way I did when I first laid eyes upon her. It’s actually incredibly romantic when you think about it.
Hey Meagan, I wanna grow old with you. Even let ya hold the remote control.
PS – Know why our marriage would work? Because my girl gets it. Suck dick and <3 sex. Still a bad bitch.
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