Miltons Pimp My Look


Wannabe musicians aren’t typically know for being sharped dressed men.

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to [email protected] or [email protected] and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

Today’s Contestant


Reader Email

El pres, 

My buddy is a full time “musician” who desperately needs your help. If the kid isn’t wearing his own bands shirt he got for free,you’ll probably find him shirtless with some boys small cut off jeans shorts. He’s hilarious and an all around great dude. Despite being in a band he still can’t get a girl to save his life. Please help this slob out. 

A concerned friend


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