This one is entirely too easy for me. Marry Victoria Justice because she’s the hottest, doesn’t seem crazy, keeps her legs closed and would probably make a great wife. Sure I thought about marrying Taylor Swift for a nanosecond because I feel like she’d quit singing if you asked her too and become a Stepford Wife, but I also feel like she’d plunge an axe into your back for just staring at another chick’s ass. The fuck was never in doubt. Selena all day everyday off camera every way.
Marry – Victoria Justice
Fuck – Selena Gomez
Kill – Taylor Swift
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