Marry Fuck Kill – Frozen Pizza

[marry-kill-fuck 97]


I wasn’t going to do this Marry Fuck Kill, but I’ve been astounded by the amount of people tweeting at me during the Pizza challenge that Ellio’s is their go to choice for frozen pizza.  WRONG.   Listen everybody knows it’s Stouferrs Frech Bread pizza all day everyday off camera every way.   Sure I like a stale cardboard pizza every now and again, but everyday?  No chance.  If you’re marrying a frozen pizza it’s definitely Stouffers. Or maybe Celeste.  And the only reason I even throw Celeste in the mix is because if you eat Stouffers everyday you’re guaranteed to burn your tongue off at least 3 times a week.   Other than that I’d say it’s the perfect frozen pizza.

Marry – Stouffers

Fuck – Ellio’s

Kill – Celeste

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