I’m not an “informed” person and I don’t “read” the news, but I’m pretty sure Lindsay Graham didn’t have a shot to begin with. However, this is his final nail in the coffin right here for two reasons.
1. A flip phone. Can’t trust anyone who uses anything but an iPhone. I know the Droid and Galaxy tough guys are probably gonna chirp about their cameras or pixels or phone speed, but I don’t care. If you don’t have an iPhone then you’re a nonconformist and I hate you. Just be normal and get what everyone else has. And unless you’re my drug dealer or a guy cheating on his wife, then you can’t have a flip phone burner and expect me to respect you.
2. This swing
Nah man, that’s not gonna fly with me. If you want to be president of these here United States then I need a better cut than that. Can’t have you fouling balls off that are hanging from a string. That shit will get you kicked off a tee ball team, not put you in the Oval Office. If you want to be president you need to be proficient at America’s pastime, like GWB here. Gas, right down the plate. Here’s my fastball, hit it. W would probably strike Graham out on 2 pitches.
I used to have a Galaxy S5, I got rid of it and got and iPhone 6. The quality of my life has improved greatly.
reason 3 – burning and wasting perfectly good Bagel Bites.
GWB stepped on the foul line there, I never noticed that. Pretty ballsy move all things considered.
I respect that bagel bites were in that toaster oven
He’s still a better candidate than that Veteran bashing piece of shit Trump.
Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion
Drug dealers sell estrogen pills? Well. The more ya know.
Actually if you’re a high ranking official you definitely want a burner. Nowadays with all the leaks and hacking going on you think anybody with presidential aspirations would actually consider having a “smart phone”. Half these losers in DC are probably closet gays, have mistresses, and raging drug and alcohol problems that have been kept under wraps for years
Don’t need a smart phone when you’ve never sent an email
Love when people argue politics on this site like their lives are any different no matter who’s president. Only people effected are the super rich and poor.
Smoothest back door two seamer Ive ever seen. Don’t fuck with US!
@terror_on_broad considering how much more I have to pay in health care now Id say politics have done a great job fing over the middle this year as well
Admitting that you’re not informed and don’t read the news is exactly what I’d expect from a bro with monster man tits.
IPhones are for sheep who follow trends instead of making decisions for themselves
Makes no sense. Trump was right for calling him an idiot. Get back to eating grits and banging your cousins, Senator Bumpkin. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain.
Am I the only one who thought Lindsay Grahm was a chick?
Anyone who defends a product they have nothing to do with it’s profits (ie : iPhone) is a fucking asshole (ie: Feitelberg).
Video is a smart play. Phone is a smart choice. But after Chad and Ashley, Lindsay is the worst guy name.
Bush throwing a strike right down the middle of the plate during the world series, after 9/11 was the greatest moment out of any United States President since JFK announced we were going to the moon. Bush basically told the world, fuck you, in one pitch.
I mean if we’re being honest, this is the most likable Lindsey Graham has ever been
That video of GWB throwing out the 1st pitch will ALWAYS give me goosebumps, great moment
@accstoolie. ..What about Reagan telling Gorbachev to “tear down this wall.” That was the end of the cold war.
Man I miss W…
@ditchdigger, Reagan’s “Tear Down This Wall” speech happened in June 1987. The Soviet Union didn’t fall apart until December 1991. Reagan’s speech was a lovely thing, but it had absolutely no bearing on ending the Cold War.
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