Leo Brought His Mom To the Golden Globes For Show….Banged His New Supermodel Girlfriend Toni Garn For Dough
Anybody else on the planet I say those pants are too long. Not Leo. He’s bringing long tuxedo pants back. Now I got to fucking go to Miltons before I head out to the AVN’s and get my tux pants let out. Not gonna get laid by pornstars wearing short tux pants. Leo has spoken. That’s out. But really that’s neither here nor there. How did I not know he was fucking Toni Garn? Wake up Pres! It’s your job to know every vagina that gets penetrated by Leo. That’s what you’re here for. That’s why we lift all them weights.
PS – Love how the Huffington Post said Leo got roasted by Tina Fey when she made that joke about him only fucking supermodels. Gee I’d hate to have people make fun of me for that…Gosh.
She’s alright I guess…..