Lady Interrupts Everybody's Lunch At A Restaurant Claiming They Tried To Kill Her Daughter (Who Happens To Be A Chicken Named Snow)

I would have paid anything for a cook to walk out from the kitchen and hit this lady over the head with a frying pan so it made a huge gong sound. Not hit her in the face with it. Just over the head like a mashed potato. And who are these people in her cult? I mean if you’re going to be batshit crazy at least be the leader of the nutbags. So humiliating to just be a sign holder. How do you even look your parents in the eye being a crazy person role player?