KFC And The Jets Are Laugh Out Loud Funny

Watching the Jets and KFC react to getting back Darrelle Revis is HILARIOUS.   Seriously are we sure Rex isn’t still with the Jets? Because this is Rex/Jets 101.  Winning front page Superbowls in March.  Hey Newflash KFC the Jets still stink and so do you.  Like you legit don’t have a QB.  That kind of matters.  You have no future. You have no life.  You’re a bum.   You’ll always be a bum.

Sure Revis is a great player but he’s getting old.   I’m not just saying this because of sour grapes either.  I honestly don’t care that Revis left.  Legit don’t care.  This isn’t baseball.  This is the NFL.   We live in the salary cap era.  The Patriots always spend their money wisely to put the best team on the field to win superbowls.   Revis was too expensive for us.  It’s that simple.  He went and fleeced you guys.   It’s a proven fact you don’t win in the NFL with these types of signings.   You win by being the Patriots. Again I don’t blame Revis.  I still like Revis.  I just find this whole situation laugh out loud funny.   Either way KFC just do me a favor and make sure to clean our cum out of Revis’s Vagina from our Superbowl Party gang bang before you sleep with him again.