Jon Lester Basically Guarantees My Guarantee That He Is Coming Back To Boston

I love how other news outlets are still reporting that Lester is coming back to Boston like it’s breaking news.  Umm duh.   I told everybody who would listen this was happening.  I screamed it from the rooftops.  All the other idiot MLB insiders were crying in their soup and saying he was gone.  I was the lone voice of reason.  How did I know this when everybody else didn’t?   Simple. Because I have something no one else has: my brain. Which I use to my advantage… when advantageous.

h/t @Jared_Carrabis