Jack White Is Even The Saddest Person In The World While Throwing A Baseball
What’s the male version of “resting bitch face”? Because that’s what Jack White has. Constantly looking like such a disinterested betch. He brought it to Wrigley, now he’s frowning in Detroit, all Jack needs to do is make sure he gets to Fenway in time to see Lester get scratched from his last start in a Red Sox uniform and he’ll really have nailed the triumvirate of sad ballparks in 2014.
And yes, I know Detroit is in first in the Central, but Detroit is always a sad place, no matter where they are in the standings.
h/t @freesports