Israeli Dude In Trouble For Convincing A Chick He's A Sorcerer And Can Help Her Get Over Her Breakup If They Fuck Him

(Source) — An Israeli man was arrested recently for manipulating a woman into having sex with him. The unidentified man, 39, a Golan Heights resident who claims he’s a sorcerer, was found online by a woman seeking holistic treatment to overcome emotional trauma sustained while breaking up with her boyfriend. After a series of expensive “treatments,” the man convinced the woman to have in sex with him, according to The Jerusalem Post. Things then got even worse for the alleged victim, who admitted to police that she asked the man to physically attack her ex-boyfriend’s new girl. Police detained the woman for three days on suspicion of conspiring to cause bodily harm.

What’s the crime here? That the guy isn’t actually a sorcerer? If we’re gonna set a precedent that men aren’t allowed to trick women into having sex with them then the human race will be extinct in no time. Imagine having to talk to a girl, be 100% truthful and still expect her to come home with you at the end of the night? Impossible. Everyone lies. Maybe we don’t go so far as to say our cock is a magic wand and with one wave of it, poof, all memories of her ex-boyfriend are gone. But we all lie. We lie about our money, our dick size, our job, everything. Ruling out lying is forcing guys to play with one hand tied behind their back, it ain’t fair.

And not for nothing, but if you’re a chick and you’re dumb enough to believe this then you kind of deserve it. That may not be PC to say, but it’s fact.