I'm Reblogging The Bill Clinton Banging Elizabeth Hurley In The White House While Hillary Was Sleeping In The Bedroom Next Door Story Because It's the Best Story Ever

(Source) Extraordinary claims Elizabeth Hurley had a year long affair with President Bill Clinton after he flew her to Washington for sex, have surfaced in the U.S. During their first secret tryst his wife Hillary was asleep in the next room. The astonishing claim comes after a tape of the actress’s former boyfriend Tom Sizemore was found describing how he set Hurley, 48, up with the Clinton following a private screening of Saving Private Ryan at the White House in 1998 – scroll down for the audio.

The then President called the actress saying “Elizabeth, this is your Commander-in-Chief. I’m sending a plane to pick you up in three hours. Is that enough time?”  Hours later she is said to have arrived at the White House where charismatic Clinton gave her a personal tour before showing her Lincoln’s bedroom.  According to Radar Online the meeting was arranged after Clinton asked Sizemore, 52, if he was still in touch with his former girlfriend.  When the actor said he was, Clinton said: “You got her number don’t you?” Actor Sizemore, who appeared in the Steven Spielberg film, said yes. “He then takes his phone out and goes ‘Give it to me?’” explained Sizemore.  In audio recording obtained by the US website, the actor said he perhaps should ask Hurley first if he can give out her number to which Clinton replies “You dumb mother******. I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.”  When he called her, she at first appeared coy but Clinton charmed her saying: “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President. I don’t have any time for the ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up”.  Sizemore claimed it was the first night they politician and actress slept together.  The actor described Clinton as “6ft 4with more charisma than 1,000 Brad Pitts”.

Well that’s it, there it is. There will never be a pickup line quite like Bill Clinton’s pick up line. You think you’ve got game? You think you can talk to any chick at the bar? Well you’re nothing, because Bill Clinton dropped the “I’m the President, I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time, I don’t have time for this shit, I’m sending a plane” as his pick up line. You can’t top that. That is the ultimate.

And for any of you young Stoolies out there, Elizabeth Hurley was THE girl back in the last 90?s. She was so fucking hot in Austin Powers. She was on Pam Anderson/Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra level for a second there. Not cute TV girl hot like Kelly Kapowski or Aunt Becky, no I’m talking drop everything and masturbate the minute you see her blazing hot level. And Bill Clinton basically met her once and decided, yup, I’m going to pipe her in the Lincoln Bedroom while my ugly wife sleeps in the room next door. There are power moves and then there’s that. Slick Willy, the ultimate cocksman.

PS – How absurd does Monica Lewinsky thing look now? We got him, we got him having a blow job affair with an intern! Good work America. Job well done.Meanwhile Bill is fucking the hottest celebrities in the world at the White House and no one has a clue. Probably planted Monica Lewinsky so he could fuck anyone he wanted without investigators up his ass. Wouldn’t put it past him.

Double PS – He’s 6ft4 with more charisma than 1,000 Brad Pitts. Think about that sentence for a second.