If You're Gonna Catch All The Pokemon You Better Be As Cool As This Kid

If you don’t think that’s the coolest kid of all time then I don’t know what to tell you. He’s got all the tell-tale signs of a cool dude: black, fur coat, drinking right from a bottle, big PokemonGo fan. He’s perfect. That “Happy birthday me, I love you” speech was legitimately one of the most amazing things I’ve ever heard. Fuck the Gettysburg Address, fuck the “I have a dream…,” abd fuck JFK asking what I can do for my country, all I want to hear about is how much I love me and no one does me better than yourself. Love, I. That’s the most beautiful and thought provoking speech I’ve ever heard. Be excellent today.

PS – The Hennessy sip makes the whole thing. I’ve never had had Hennessy, but is it that bad? The only two viral video I’ve seen surrounding it have people basically puking after a single sip.