If The Biebs Rap Sheet Over The Last Year Doesn't Make You Respect Him or At Least Laugh You Got A Big Dump In Your Pants
March 2013 – 19th birthday celebrations turn sour when refused entry to London bar
March 2013 – Lunges at a photographer in London
March 2013 – Neighbour claims he ‘spat’ at him and ‘threatened to kill’ him
April 2013 – Pet monkey Mally is seized for not having the correct papers when Justin flies in to Munich
April 2013 – Banned from an Austrian nightclub after his minders ‘smashed phones and groped girls’.
April 2013 – Justin writes in the guestbook of the Anne Frank Museum that the tragic teen would have been a ‘Belieber’.
April 2013 – Posts racy cartoon showing a nake Justin holding a naked ‘Belieber’.
April 2013 – Cancels Oman concert after his ‘provocative’ stage routines allegedly upset Islamic country.
May 2013 – The singer was investigated for battery after an altercation with neighbour in California
May 2013 – Taylor Swift is repulsed by the fact that Bieber is openly slaying her BFF Selena again
June 2013 – TMZ obtained audio of an altercation between Bieber and a photographer; the star steals his simcard and laughs
June 2013 – Bieber wears a giant rubber suit to the Heat game
July 2013 – Was caught on video urinating into a mop bucket when exiting an NYC night club
October 2013 – Stormed a DJ booth in South Korea and started throwing haymakers because the DJ wouldn’t play hip-hop
October 2013 – Erin Andrews has a Freudian slip interviewing Mike Napoli proving she has the Biebs on her mind 24/7
October 2013 – The star was carried up the Great Wall of China by security guards, and then posted a picture of it on Instagram
November 2013 – Bieber smuggled out of a brothel in Rio de Janeiro in a blanket.
November 2013 – Charges with vandalism in Brazil when caught spraying ‘Bielibers 4 life’ graffiti on hotel wall and his security team ‘attack photographers’
December 2013 – Calls a fat chick a whale at a hotel pool. Makes the girl cry. Starts doing pushups in hot chicks face.
December 2013 – Bieber threatens to retire after a spate of bad publicity, on Twitter
January 2014 - The star’s Calabasas home searched by police after an alleged egg-throwing incident
January 2014 - Justin’s friend Lil Za arrested for drug possession after raid on Bieber’s house
January 2014 – Text messages between the Biebs and Selena are leaked in which Biebs keeps sending her cock shots and says he can’t hear her over his stack of cash
January 2014 - Biebs drops 75K in 1 dollar bills at Miami strip club for Lil Scrappy’s birthday.
January 2014 – Tennis sensation Genie Bouchard says her dream man is Bieber. Bieber wishes her good luck at Australian Open
January 2014 – Justin Bieber is arrested for driving under the influence and drag racing in Miami Beach with model giving him a BJ in front seat.
I honestly don’t get all the Bieber hate here. The dude is hilarious. He’s just gone completely off the rails the last couple years. Like transformed from this little cute kid to just a monster. Just pissing off the entire country of Oman. Egging people. Getting carried on shoulders to the top of the Great Wall of China. How can you not love the theater of it all? He’s got more money than god and has no idea what to do with it. Like tell me you wouldn’t love to hang out with him. All he does is bang whores, supermodels and break the law. Biebs 4 Life.
