I LOVE North Korea Saying Their “Super-Mighty Preemptive Strike” Will Reduce U.S. Mainland “To Ashes”

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Fox News North Korean state media threatened to launch a “super-mighty pre-emptive strike” that would reduce South Korea and the United states “to ashes.”

The Rodong Sinmun, the official newspaper for North Korea’s ruling Worker’s Party, wrote, “In the case of our super-mighty pre-emptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists’ invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes,” according to Reuters. The rogue nation also claimed the U.S. and its allies “should not mess with us.”

 

 

North Korea’s the best. Whoever the Rodong copy editor is needs a huge raise. A “super-mighty” strike is the only kind of strike I want to be a part of.

Have ya’ll seen the very face of super-mightiness?

 

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Look, I know North Korea’s in the news a lot lately and the news channels are forced to fill segments talking about how big of a “threat” they’ve become. The truth is this — it’s all a deterrent. They do what they do so that we’ll mostly just leave them alone. This quote right here shows that:

 

The rogue nation also claimed the U.S. and its allies “should not mess with us.”

 

They have nukes simply to deter us from wiping them off the face of the earth. They’re not stupid enough to use them, but they saber-rattle their dicks off just to pump their own tires and convince their own people that they don’t indeed have cardboard missiles. It’s a deterrent; they’ve publicly said numerous times they believe if Iraq and Libya had nukes, the U.S. would’ve never attacked those places.

So they have nukes and shit so we won’t attack them. It works — we’ll all bicker at each other for international media to cover but truth is if leave you us alone, we’ll leave you alone. Pretty much been the modus operandi of all nuclear power v nuclear power conflicts since WWII.

I mean, we responded by sending our aircraft carrier the exact opposite direction ffs.

It’s cool, and I like to joke about staying woke about North Korea, but in reality these fuckers are exactly what they’ve always been — an isolationist bubble country led by clowns who only care about ensuring their future as leaders of the isolationist bubble.

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