DM – Living in a state of permanent sexual arousal might not sound like such a bad deal for many of us, but for Amanda Gryce, 22, it’s no laughing matter. The 22-year-old says her life is being ruined by constant multiple orgasms which can be triggered by just about anything imaginable, including loud music, car journeys and even ringing mobile phones. And it can happen absolutely anywhere – when she’s with her friends and even while she’s at work as a sales associate in a baby products shop. Amanda sometimes has to masturbate up to 15 times in one day to get relief. ‘I can have 50 orgasms in one day and five or ten within an hour of each other. It happens when I’m with my friends or out in public and it’s very embarrassing. ‘It kills me inside. I just have to put on a smile and pretend that nothing’s wrong. ‘Orgasms are supposed to be a good feeling but I’ve had them every day for so long now that I’m living with constant fear and shame.’
This chick can go fuck herself. Wahh I can get turned on by music and cars and vibrating things in my pocket. Welcome to our world, sweetheart. Chicks complain it’s so tough to be a woman because of equality and child birth but when one chick gets turned on as often as any middle schooler in the world they run to the press.Omg I have to masturbate 15 times a day!!!Sweetheart sometimes I bang that out before I take my morning piss.
You think we like it? Being these one track minded animals who can’t focus on anything but their next nut? No, it’s torture. But we deal with it because we’re men. We tuck our dicks up into our belt and pretend our nuts aren’t filled with more yogurt than a tub of Chobani. It’s not easy being us. But we don’t run to the media to bitch and moan either. We see a Wake Up gallery? We want to jerk off. Random spank bank image? We want to jerk off. If the fucking ottoman gives us a lustful eye then we want to jerk off. If you cum 50 times a day all you need to worry about is being happy and having a nice glow to you. We have our lineage to worry about. We spray more kids than a fire hydrant in the ghetto on a hot summer’s day. Gotta worry about our boys being able to swim in the deep end without a pair of floaties. So you think you live in fear and shame? Think how worried I am that in 10 years I gotta tell my dad he doesn’t get grandkids because I liked to jerkoff and surf the internet with my computer in my lap.
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