I Feel Like I’m Talking To A 3 Year Old When I Explain To Big Cat Why I Like Bieber
I didn’t want to have to blog this today, but Big Cat kind of painted me into a corner. Nothing Big Cat loves doing then blogging about people I love or hate. Anyway he blogged Bieber’s Ice Bucket Challenge in which he nominated Obama and pretty much wrote the same exact shit I wrote about Bron Bron. Basically trying to say how can I crush Bron Bron for nominating Obama and then embrace the Biebs? Naturally all the stupid knucklehead Stoolies thought it was hilarious. Next level Stoolies just shook their heads and were like “Poor Big Cat, he still doesn’t get it.” Seriously how many times do I have to explain this to him? Of course Bieber nominated Obama! That’s what Bieber does. He’s the most egotistical, deushy guy on the planet. He eggs his neighbor’s houses. He waves his finger at lawyers. He gets airplanes impounded for smoking dope. He beat up Orlando Bloom. Selena is addicted to his dick, blah, blah, blah. He’s the fucking bad boy of rock n roll. So this is exactly what I expect out of him. I’m not expecting him to be humble or contrite. Of course he’s gonna try to make this about himself. He’s a jerk. He knows it. I know it. Everybody knows it. He doesn’t give a fuck. He’s a train wreck and that’s why I love him.
Now Bron Bron on the other hand is pretty much the same exact dude except he tries to hide it. He always tries to make it seem like he gives a fuck about other people. That he went back to Cleveland to help Cleveland. That’s he’s not a selfish egomaniac. That he’s not a jerk. That’s the difference. I hate guys who pretend to be something they’re not. Bieber nominated Obama because he’s a self absorbed idiot and he’s proud of it. Bron Bron nominated him because he wanted to show everybody he’s buddies with him and was humble bragging per usual. It sucks I had to explain this to Big Cat. I don’t want to have to dumb stuff down for him like he’s a commenter but it appears I may have to.