Happy 117th To the World's Oldest Person - Misao Okawa

SFChronicle – Japan’s Misao Okawa, 116, who is recognized as the world’s oldest living person by Guinness World Records is celebrated by Ward Mayor Takehiro Ogura at a nursing home in Osaka, western Japan Wednesday, March 4, 2015 ahead of her birthday. Okawa will turn 117 on Thursday.

First thing first. I feel like if you wear a kimono that ads 10-15 years to your life. I have no scientific proof to back that up but it is something I strongly believe in. Second of all this is kind of a premature celebration right? This bitch is 116 years old. I’m pretty sure that puts you the any second you can just croak territory. So let’s not suck each other’s dicks quite yet. Let’s see her make it through the day and then I’ll be the first one to wish her a Happy 117th.

PS – Mayor Takehiro Ogura could learn a thing or two about social cues.  How far away is this lady gonna have to lean to show she doesn’t want to get kissed.