Handicapping Miss Butt Brazil 2014

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It’s that time of the year again.  When all the best butts in Brazil lineup and compete for the most coveted ass title in all the world.  AKA – Miss Butt Brazil.   And seeing as I’m the foremost expert on asses on the planet I figured I wouldn’t be doing my duty if I didn’t handicap the competition.    So without further ado here are my top 5.

Current Odds

8-1

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Tremendous cheek definition here.  Love the roundness.  The most defined ass cheek in the competition. Her left ass cheek almost looks like the top of a penis.    My major issue is that it borderline looks fake.  Like it was genetically enhanced or something.   I’m not sure what Miss Butt Brazil’s guildlines are on PED’s but I’m a natural guy and I just can’t be sure it’s 100%  natural.

 

6-1

 

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Total power butt. Big girl.  Big butt.  The skeptic in my wonders what this butt looks like without being photophopped.   Will cellulite be a factor?  Only the bright lights of competition will reveal that.

 

4-1

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Nothing to complain about here.  Classic Mike in Brazil butt.

 

3-1

 

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Interesting pose here form this girl.  Really has the back arched out.   I’m trying to project what that ass looks like with less arch and I think it plays.  I really do.  Plus anybody who knows anything about Miss Butt competitions know the judges are partial to blondes.  Huge shot.

 

 2-1

 

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Unreal Pop.  The perfect combo of everything.  Great roundness.  Great explosiveness.   Perfect proportion.   Just a great ass.  Got to be the favorite.

 

X – Factor

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The only chick to go straight Ciccini with her pose.  So aggressive that I have no idea what to make of it.  I don’t know if it’s confidence or lack of confidence.  It looks like a great ass, but it’s just impossible to tell what we’re working with till we get a sideview.  But I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least note it on my scorecard.

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