Handicapping Miss Butt Brazil 2014

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It’s that time of the year again.  When all the best butts in Brazil lineup and compete for the most coveted ass title in all the world.  AKA – Miss Butt Brazil.   And seeing as I’m the foremost expert on asses on the planet I figured I wouldn’t be doing my duty if I didn’t handicap the competition.    So without further ado here are my top 5.

Current Odds




Tremendous cheek definition here.  Love the roundness.  The most defined ass cheek in the competition. Her left ass cheek almost looks like the top of a penis.    My major issue is that it borderline looks fake.  Like it was genetically enhanced or something.   I’m not sure what Miss Butt Brazil’s guildlines are on PED’s but I’m a natural guy and I just can’t be sure it’s 100%  natural.






Total power butt. Big girl.  Big butt.  The skeptic in my wonders what this butt looks like without being photophopped.   Will cellulite be a factor?  Only the bright lights of competition will reveal that.





Nothing to complain about here.  Classic Mike in Brazil butt.






Interesting pose here form this girl.  Really has the back arched out.   I’m trying to project what that ass looks like with less arch and I think it plays.  I really do.  Plus anybody who knows anything about Miss Butt competitions know the judges are partial to blondes.  Huge shot.






Unreal Pop.  The perfect combo of everything.  Great roundness.  Great explosiveness.   Perfect proportion.   Just a great ass.  Got to be the favorite.


X – Factor



The only chick to go straight Ciccini with her pose.  So aggressive that I have no idea what to make of it.  I don’t know if it’s confidence or lack of confidence.  It looks like a great ass, but it’s just impossible to tell what we’re working with till we get a sideview.  But I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least note it on my scorecard.

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