Guerin Austin Got Absolutely Destroyed With Gatorade In Today's Red Sox Walkoff

Yes I know this happened like 30 minutes ago, but I’ve been driving. It’s actually a miracle I made it because my face was buried in my phone and I was giggling like a school girl at these pictures and videos the entire way. First, Hanley threw about a 95 MPH Powerade fastball at their backs. Basically knocked them over with it…

And Hanley, well he’s strong, but a bit of a wild thing

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Bystander

Hanley’s like a drone missile. He doesn’t really give a fuck about casualties, just as long as he gets his man. Guerin was minding her own business trying to do a postgame interview, next thing she knows she looks like she’s taking a facial from Mr. Freeze. You’d think she’d know to keep that head on a swivel by now and maybe practice peripheral exercises in her spare time or something.

If you’re wondering how Guerin took this, the answer is not well. Not well at all. I’m not a body language expert but I believe hers says something to the tune of, “God dammit. Fuck this fucking job.”

h/t Steve

At least Dale wasn’t wrong, though?

She certainly got wet. No denying that.