Yes I know this happened like 30 minutes ago, but I’ve been driving. It’s actually a miracle I made it because my face was buried in my phone and I was giggling like a school girl at these pictures and videos the entire way. First, Hanley threw about a 95 MPH Powerade fastball at their backs. Basically knocked them over with it…
And Hanley, well he’s strong, but a bit of a wild thing
Hanley’s like a drone missile. He doesn’t really give a fuck about casualties, just as long as he gets his man. Guerin was minding her own business trying to do a postgame interview, next thing she knows she looks like she’s taking a facial from Mr. Freeze. You’d think she’d know to keep that head on a swivel by now and maybe practice peripheral exercises in her spare time or something.
If you’re wondering how Guerin took this, the answer is not well. Not well at all. I’m not a body language expert but I believe hers says something to the tune of, “God dammit. Fuck this fucking job.”
At least Dale wasn’t wrong, though?
She certainly got wet. No denying that.
the facial from mr. freeze line is the funniest thing you've written in like 3 years
She gets hit with Gatorade so much I'm just waiting for her to go out in a scuba suit.
“I mean, she should have known it was coming”
-Quote that the femnazis are going to crawl over themselves to take out of context.
No I’m pretty sure he hit his target
This is like the 4th time this has happened to her this year, and it never gets old.
The team should pay for her clothes but besides that good fuck that cunt
Is Guerin Austin hot? I go back and forth on it on almost a game by game basis
I don’t think she’s that hot but man when she gets completely drenched it goes from six to midnight real quick
“They should have soaked the ball boys”- pres
Her face is a magnet for facials. Uncanny really…
the facial from mr. freeze line is the funniest thing you’ve written in like 3 years
She’s probly takins few facials in her day
She gets hit with Gatorade so much I’m just waiting for her to go out in a scuba suit.
the target bystander pictures had me laugh out loud. facial lafleur!
Everyone saying she isn’t hot is delusional. She was Miss Nebraska guys. Meaning she beat out all the rest of the 5 other women in the state, that all probably look like Megan Mcarthy.
That used, dejected look on her face in the last clip is definitely a turn on
Pow! Right in the kisser
That look after the Powerade bath is the same look she’d have after 30 seconds of pure bliss with me, and by pure bliss, I am only referring to my own.
IN THE FACE!!!
Dale Arnold sucks and should never be mentioned on Barstool except to point out how much he sucks.
Anyone see the fucking rock on that dirty pirate hooker?
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