Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

New York – Amanda Iles, a former teacher at Archbishop Stepinac High School in White Plains, has been charged with rape of a 14-year-old boy while she was an employee at the school. Between June 11 and July 14, 2013, Iles allegedly engaged in sexual encounters with the boy in Eastchester, according to a Westchester District Attorney release. Iles reportedly knew the boy was a student at the school. The boy’s parents became aware of the encounters and contacted Yonkers police. “As a teacher, this defendant was in a position of trust and authority,” District Attorney Janet DiFiore said in the statement. “In becoming involved with a student incapable of consent, she abused that privilege.” Iles returned from California where she was living and surrendered to Eastchester police on Wednesday morning.

Let’s get one thing clear, America.  If you have sex with an underage boy at a Catholic school, the church will not rest, will not let up, will not let you escape and will track you down from one end of the country to another to bring you to justice.  Because if there’s one thing we Catholics will not abide, it’s the people we put in authority abusing their power and having banging kids.  If those people happen to be women.

The Grades:
Looks: Dammit, this picture is a disappointment, but it’s the only one out there.  Out of focus.  Distorted.  Too much contrast.  Because there’s no way it does Amanda justice.  Even the worst mugshot photographer in the world can’t hide those DSLs and unrepentant, penetrating fuck me eyes.  But I’ve got to work with what I got.  So while I think there could be an “A” here, until I find one I’m going with a Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Not a lot of flair on this one.  Just some good, old fashioned, wholesome Catholic high school sex. This story is screaming out for some details.  Sexting, parking lot head… anything.  But Miss Iles, if you don’t help me, I can’t help you. Grade: D
Intangibles: Rape?  Honestly?  They’re charging her with rape?  Even the feminists who tried to shut down Barstool have to laugh at that.  There’s not a kid at Archbishop Stepinac High that wouldn’t want to vacation in the Amanda Iles. Grade: B+
Overall: C+. Good, but not good enough in a great SST like we’re having.
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