Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

TexasA 17-year-old Humble High School student has told cops that she and her dance instructor had sex too many times to count while the teacher’s husband was away. The teacher, Amanda Feenstra, faces a felony charge of improper relationship with a student. Court documents show the student said, “There were so many times that [Feenstra] and she had sex, she cannot remember every specific date.” The relationship between the 29-year-old teacher and the student lasted from August 2010 to November 2011, court documents say. School officials told investigators that the girl “felt embarrassed and trapped”… The complainant stated that the first sexual contact was at the defendant’s house while defendant’s husband was not home. The defendant kissed and dry-humped the defendant. The second sexual contact was when both of them took off their clothes and the two touched each other and then the defendant used her mouth to give the plaintiff cunnilingus. The defendant brought a vibrating erect penis (dildo) and would use the dildo on the complainant. The two also had sex in the office of the dancing team, which is known as “The Wild Cadets.” The student said “she tried to get away from the defendant and thought graduating was her way out, but the defendant was stalking her”

I have an unbreakable rule against grading any Sex Scandal Teacher that goes after a female student with a penis.  Unless it happens to be a vibrating erect penis (dildo) and the SST in question happens to be a married woman.  Then the rule becomes more of a guideline.  Male teachers who go after students are predators and sex offenders who should be taken to Shawshank, and cast down with the sodomites.  Lesbians though?  While this phrase has gotten the Stool in trouble in the past I’ll say it anyway: That’s more of a gray area.

The Grades:
Looks:
My SST senses tell me there’s a decent body on Amanda, but there’s no way to sugar coat this mugshot.  She looks like the creepy inbred polygamy cult wife in a horror movie.  Or worse: Christopher Mintz PlasseGrade: C-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
This story has everything.  A husband.  Dry humping.  The taking off of each other’s clothes.  Touching.  Cunnilingus. Vibrators.  In a world full of dry, tedious news reports that hint about “inappropriate contact” and “2nd degree” this or that, this one reads more like a Penthouse Forum letter.  Grade: A
Intangibles:
Amanda, you had me at “The Wild Cadets.” Grade: A
Overall: 
C+.  Damned looks will kill a grade every time.
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