Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Arizona – A teacher’s aide is alleged to have had sex with three students while others stood by and filmed the sex romp. Clarice Lee is accused of leading the six students to a deserted school gym where she had sex with a 16-year-old and committed sex acts on two others. Three other students watched the 22-year-old woman have sex, with one of them even filming the event on his cell phone… at Amphitheater High School in Tucson… While in the gym, Lee had intercourse with a 16-year-old boy and sexual contact with two 18-year-old students… [T]he teacher knew the students from passing them in the hall, but the incident appeared to be spontaneous.
Is there anything more positive going on in American life right now than this escalating Sex Scandal Teacher arms race? We’re witnessing an entire generation of these crazed hos who’ll go to any length to outslut each other. Teachers who are as starved for attention as they are for teenage penis and will pay any price, bear any burden to become Sex Scandal Teacher legends. And it’s been a long time since anyone burst onto the scene and announced herself to the world like my girl Clarice here. She’s the Mike Trout of SSTs, an instant superstar. Walking up to a group of kids she barely knew in the hall and spontaneously inviting them for a 4-way in the gym while three other kids videotape it is the ultimate power move. She has upped the ante for any aspiring horny teachers out there and put them on notice that if they want to make a name for themselves, it’s going to take doing three kids at once in front of a crowd, just for openers. And this is an arms race we all win.
Looks: OK. Not a superstar, but OK. I had a lot of hope off that mugshot, but the red sweater picture looks like White House-era Chelsea Clinton and the white sweater looks a little like Kevin Youkilis. But who are we kidding? We would. Grade: B-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Seriously, what more could she do? This is the SST equivalent of a quarterback getting a passer rating of 158.3. Grade: A+
Intangibles: Ever since “Silence of the Lambs,” the name Clarice has just done it for me. I hope one of the prison guards has the presence of mind to ask her “Don’t you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice?” And she gets points for doing it in front of an audience at Amphitheater High. Grade: B
Overall: B+ If she doesn’t make the end of the year squad with this resume, it means we’ve had one hell of a year.
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