Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Texas – A former Haltom High School teacher had sexual relationships with at least four of her students during the 2010-11 school year, saying to one that she liked “young Hispanic kids,” according to a search warrant affidavit obtained by the Star-Telegram on Thursday. That student told investigators that the relationship with the 39-year-old woman began when she stayed after school to help him with homework and evolved into sexual encounters where they did “everything you could imagine,” the affidavit stated. The former computer technology teacher has been identified as Tonya Flink, 39… Flink, a mother of three children… began having relationships with male students sometime before December 2010, and continued with at least one of them for several months. Phone records for one student indicate that he and Flink telephoned each other 850 times… their relationship started with casual flirting as he stayed after school, with Flink promising to help him with his grades. The student said that Flink was “pushing herself on him” and the two exchanged hundreds of text messages. He said she bought him clothes and other gifts. She even told him that she loved him. On numerous occasions, Flink would just show up at his house and knock on the back door.
This couldn’t have come at a better time. There’s nothing like a good, old fashioned Teacher Sex Scandal to help chase away the Post-Playoff Loss Blues. And what better place to serve up a good one like the great SST state of Texas. We drive Houston out of the playoffs with a spirit-crushing defeat, they return the favor by giving us a hot, insanely horny teacher with a taste for Hispanic lads like our Ms. Flink here. Like the country song goes, God Bless Texas.
Looks: Yes please. I don’t care that Tonya isn’t a super model. I knows what I likes and I likes her. She’s got that whole sex-crazed librarian thing going, like Megan Mullally as Tammy II on “Parks and Rec.” And to me, there’s not a sexier word in the English language than “librarian.” Plus, she’s living proof of the Jerry Principle: “There’s not a woman alive who isn’t hotter with glasses than without.” Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Jackpot. Four kids. Obsessive phone calls and texts. The total calientes for the young Hispanic kids’ cojones. Booty calls at the kid’s back door to say “Yo he venido para su pene” (“I have come for your penis.”) There’s nothing not to like here. Grade: A
Intangibles: Tonya Flink sounds like someone a sitcom character dated in high school, and yet I like it. Also big points to the kid for telling us she did “everything you can imagine.” As Han Solo told Luke Skywalker “I don’t know, kid. I can imagine a lot.” Grade: A.
Overall: B+. Another superstar and we’re barely three weeks into the New Year.
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