I fucking love Seals. Who doesn’t? Like whenever I’m doing the mogul thing on Nantucket and I see a seal the entire beach freaks out. Everybody pushing and shoving to get a better look. Seals are electric. They just are. So I’d literally murder somebody to have this seal jump into my boat and have a chance to pet it. It’s like a dream come true. Hell I may go to Australia and just float around yelling “Here Seal,Seal,Seal! till I meet him and adopt his ass. No way I’d ever push him back into the ocean. I’d live out there if I had to.
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