Florida Teen Becomes The First Person In History To Get A Dick Reduction

(Source) – A 17-year-old boy has undergone the world’s first penis reduction surgery, surgeons claim. The American teen requested the surgery after his penis grew too large, restricting his ability to have sex or play competitive sports. The boy’s surgeons were shocked when he came to them complaining that his penis was too big. When flaccid, it measured almost seven inches in length and had a circumference of 10 inches – around the size of a grapefruit. Surgeons described it as being shaped like an American football. The surgeon who treated the teenager, Rafael Carrion, a urologist at the University of South Florida, told MailOnline: ‘There comes a time in every urologist’s career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless. ‘That question was “can you make my penis smaller”?’ The teenager had suffered from several bouts of priapism – an unwanted erection, due to having a condition in which abnormally-shaped blood cells block vessels in the penis, causing it to swell. These episodes had left his penis bloated and misshapen. He said he was unable to have sex or play competitive sport, had difficulty wearing his pants due to his ‘large and heavy phallus’, and was embarrassed by how visible it appeared underneath regular clothing.

Ha! Poor sucker. Bet high school has been an absolute hell for him. Has to wear a bathing suit in the shower after practice because all his teammates call him mean nicknames like “Football Cock” and “Hey Arnold!” Probably has girls clamoring over him all the time screaming OMG let me see your massive penis! Can I touch it? Holy shit I bet that wouldn’t even fit in my mouth! Wait OK let’s just try quick. Whenever he gets a boner in class he can’t tuck it up and everyone makes fun of his embarrassingly sized dick. Gotta feel for the kid. Can’t be lucky enough to have a completely inconspicuous dick that people can’t gawk at and fawn over. Hey, not every boy can have a high school experience like me where he can play sports because his tiny dick is small enough to easily fit in a cup. Can’t all be perfect.