Fairfield Bro Arrested For Burning His Homework After He Takes His Last Final

Fairfield Mirror – Fairfield Police and Fire Department and the Department of Public Safety responded to a fire alarm late last evening caused by a student who lit his schoolwork on fire in his apartment bathroom. Junior Spencer Higgins, a resident of 51 McInnes Road, was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment and reckless burning, according to Fairfield Police. According to John Ritchie, assistant director of public safety, Higgins said he was burning his homework in his private bathroom because he had finished classes and was relieved to be done with the school year.Higgins was released from jail on a promise to appear in court.

Can I ask a question? How do you even have homework to burn in the first place since the school year is over? Whatever. This is still the worst. Like the last day of school on any level except senior in college is the BEST feeling in the world. The best. To just have the police come trampling in and arrest you without a shirt on for burning yoru school work seems like the most UnAmerican thing of all time. School is out. Chaos reigns. If there is every any day you can burn your homework in the privacy of your bathroom the last day of finals is it. Free John Ritchie! Free John Ritchie! Free John Ritchie! Freee Spencer Higgins! Free Spencer Higgins! Free Spencer Higgins!