People think I sweat Johnny Football? People think I sweat Leo? People think I sweat the Biebs? Well I’d stab them all in the heart and walk over their dead bodies to spend one day at the Kennedy Compound. They are the BEST family in the history of America. So American. So Massachusetts. So rich. So powerful. So many skeletons. I’m talking murder, affairs, scandal, hot looking people everywhere. Yup I flat out sweat the Kennedys. Always have. Always will. All of them. Even the weird ones. I sweat JFK and how he fucked every hot chick in the world. I sweat how their family is a dynasty. I sweat everything about them. How powerful are the Kennedys? Well I guarantee you Obama probably sprinted off the golf course to do the Bucket challenge when Ethel called him out. Like I don’t care who you are or what you do when the Kennedys tell you to jump you ask how high.
- Thanks to Real Cape
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