Emily Ratjakowski Has A Painting Of A Manny Ramirez Rookie Card In Her House And It's The Sexiest Thing About Her

I’ve thought about it a bit and I don’t think I’m kidding at all with that headline. That picture of Emily Ratjakowski in her home is the sexiest photograph I’ve ever seen of a woman and I truly believe that.

What? John you’re crazy! No way is that casual photo the sexiest picture of a woman you’ve ever seen!

Au contraire! Because you know what, guys? There are beautiful girls all over this crazy planet. You want a hard body? You can walk outside and find one. Tits? There are roughly 7 billion tits in the world. Emily Ratjakowski is gorgeous, no doubt, but there are plenty of beings out there who share similar features. Me? I fall in love with a personality, and when I saw that photo I tipped head over heels. I don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or beast, if you’ve got a painting of Manny Ramirez (even if he’s on the Indians) in your home then I’d kiss you so good. He’s one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching in the wild, if you appreciate that then I appreciate you.