Fucking cats. Such stuck up assholes. Like do these cuntbags even understand what is going on here? A dog is offering you the chance to be his best friend. Do you know how priceless that is? How lucky you should consider yourself? And this is how you repay him? By pushing him out of the way. By being a total dick? Fuck you. You don’t deserve a friend like this. That’s why you’ll always be scumbag losers. Have fun dying alone with nobody at your funeral and nobody who even knows you well enough to give a proper eulogy. Not like it would be that great of a speech anyway. “Here lies Thurston the Cat. What a dick….”
PS – I may hate this cat more than Lebron.