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Does This Look Like the Face of A Fat Chick Arrested For Biting Her Boyfriends's Penis When He Wouldn't Have Sex With Her?

 

MANATEEA 19-year-old Southeast High school student was arrested after she allegedly bit her boyfriend’s penis when he refused to have sex with her, according to the Manatee Sheriff’s Office. Krystle Harrison, 19, was arrested Wednesday and charged with domestic battery, according to the arrest report. The couple have been dating for three years and have an infant child together. Harrison made a sexual advance, but her boyfriend said several times that “he did not want to partake,” a deputy wrote in a report. She then grabbed him and “bit his penis,” the report states. Harrison’s boyfriend pushed her away and left the home, but she followed him and continued to argue with him. Harrison then slapped and spit in his face.

First things first.  This chick big time outkicked her coverage here.   I mean this dude ain’t that ugly.  Good for her I suppose.  Anyway I never understand stories like these.  I’m not trying to brag or anything but there isn’t a girl alive who could bite my penis against my will. Listen I’m not saying I couldn’t be tricked. Like if a chick pretended she was going to blow me and then bit it I’d obviously fall for that. But if I know she’s trying to do something malicious there is just no way she’s going to get that far. Seriously wake up dude. Your fat girlfriend keeps saying she wants to have sex with you and you keep saying no. If you don’t want to partake then don’t partake. But you can’t wave your dick in front of her face and keep saying no. Fat chick gotta eat somehow.