(Oh Hey Deeds)
LYMAN, SC (FOX Carolina) - Spartanburg County deputies said a Lyman man filed charges against his son after he was attacked in a fight about macaroni and cheese. Deputies said they were called to the man’s Hammett Store Road home about 5:30 p.m. Sunday where they spoke with the dad who said he was assaulted by his 20-year-old son, identified as Alex Rossi. According to deputies, Rossi lives with his dad but does not contribute to the household. When his dad went to make some mac and cheese for dinner, the cheese packets were missing from the box, according to the sheriff’s office report. That’s when he went to tell Rossi to stop using all of the cheese packets, deputies said. The two exchanged a few words and when the dad walked back inside, he said Rossi ran after him and punched him in the face and head, deputies said. The two ended up on the ground until the dad put his son in a headlock, deputies said.
I don’t get it. What do you mean the cheese packets were missing from the box? Are you telling me the son made a box of Mac and Cheese for himself, opened other boxes, stole the cheese and used it for extra cheese on his? That’s honestly the most diabolical thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Like that’s a legit criminal offense. At the very least you got to throw the other boxes away. You can’t leave them sitting in the cabinet all cheeseless and shit. Ruthless move. Just ruthless. No wonder there was a fight. We’re lucky somebody didn’t get killed.
PS – What type of savage wants double cheese on Mac N Cheese to begin with? I only use half a packet. Too much of that shit is gross.