Does This Look Like the Face of A Chick From Quincy Who Called In A Fake Bomb Threat At Quinnipiac Graduation Because She Didn’t Want Her Parents To Find Out She Dropped Out?

Time – A 22-year-old woman who failed to mention to her parents that she’d dropped out of Quinnipiac University did what many of us would do: she panicked. Then, she called in two bomb threats Sunday to try and cancel the university’s commencement ceremonies, the Associated Press reports. Danielle Shea had not been attending the school all year, but her mother had been sending her thousands of dollars to fund her education. About 20 minutes before the ceremony was scheduled to begin, police say Shea called the university’s public safety department to report a “bomb in the library.” Then she called again to say, “Several bombs are on campus,” adding, “You haven’t cleared out graduation. That’s not a good idea.” Police soon managed to trace the calls back to Shea, who has been charged with first degree threatening and falsely reporting an incident. She is being held on $20,000 bond and is scheduled for a May 30 court appearance.

Listen I don’t hate the hustle.  I hate the execution. I mean how did police manage to track her down so fast?  Please tell me she didn’t call from her cell phone.  Nobody could be that stupid can they?  Bottomline is that everybody knows you got to drive to a pay phone, park a mile away, wear shades like Amber Rose wore last night to the Billboard Music Awards in case there are cameras and call it in.  That way nobody can identify you.  It’s bomb threat 101 really.  And the crazy thing is she probably would have gotten away with it if she did this.  Her mother would never know she didn’t really graduate.   Half assed effort.  Half assed results.