Dustin Johnson Is Fucking Paulina Gretzky....Wait I Thought We Already Knew That?

 

Golf Digest - Paulina Gretzky, the daughter of hockey legend Wayne Gretzky (and 2010 Golf Digest U.S. Open Challenge contestant) and Janet Jones, followed DJ as he took apart Kapalua’s Plantation Course. Have a look below at these photos taken on Monday: We hate to speculate on tour players’ relationship statuses, but Johnson and Gretzky have been seen together all week in Kapalua, including out at night.

 

Blogs like these are when I know I’ve been doing this too long.   A bunch of people send me this today and I swore I already knew that Dustin Johnson was fucking Paulina Gretzky.  Like I am 99.9% positive this isn’t a new development.  They don’t date.  They just fuck.   I know I already know this, but I’m just not sure how or who told me it or whether I already blogged it.  Either way white pants FTW!  God I love white pants on chicks.  Dick wrecker special.  And that skinny stomach to tits ratio is no joke either.

PS – It’s kind of hot that Paulina can golf too right?  This picture is from when she is 19 and was really her first taste of internet fame before she starting whoring it up.