Huffpo – You might have seen this one coming, folks: Courtney Stodden has a sex tape. The barely legal reality star, who got famous for marrying 52-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was just 16 years old, confirmed to E! News that after she turned 18 years old she made a very personal home movie. Stodden confirmed to E! that she has a sex tape, that it features “just me” and that it was shot shortly after her 18th birthday last year. “I turned 18 in August, so you do the math.” Alas, inquiring minds are out of luck because Stodden says her sex tape is totally private and neither “out in the media” nor on her computer. “Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing,” she said. She added, “I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want.”
A lot of people sent me this story over the weekend. To be honest I’m not sure why? Don’t get me wrong I’d love to see a Courtney Stodden sex tape. Love to. I didn’t give a shit about Teen Mom Farrah, but Stodden intrigues me. But are we really saying masturbating is a sex tape now? What is this the 1800’s? I mean if you’re not doing anal and getting pissed on I’m not even sure it counts. Especially when your name is Courtney Stodden. Like maybe Jessica Biel can get away with fingering herself and calling it a sex tape, but when your business is being a whore you better be doing things I didn’t even know existed to get me to pay attention.
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