I’m not sure if Adam Lanza meant life is a series of commas or comas but both are pretty nonsensical.
Pres: “You’re hired”
That polo is what dreams are made of.
Not sure why Muslim over that thousand yard stare is so hilarious
Lol I thought Adam Lanza to but wasn’t gonna comment it cause it’s fucked up..good one Feits though
Oh look, a dick!
insert cock here
“Employee of the month”
Classic undershirt game
The perfect mix between wigger and nerdy white guy.
Wigger – oversized rainbow polo and fitted 59/50
nerdy white guy – crew cut undershirt.
Tool.. Well before the Dixie days.
Fuck you Feits, don’t even mention the name of that sorry rat bastard that fucking murdered innocent children. It ain’t funny you fucking dipshit!
That picture is unreal. Polo game for days.
Most likely to have a 40 year old Internet mogul/child pornographer boss that names horses after him
Hank looks an uncanny amount like an index finger
That pic on the right has an extra chromosone than the pic on the left
Umass used to have a white bball player named Matt Penny, he was the last guy on the bench and I’m pretty sure had some mental disabilities. Hank looks like a more retarded version of him.
Neck game strong
“Before and after I was diddled.”
Henry Lockwood? Or Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?
“I wanna blow up shit with my mind”
Henry Lockwood is James Holmes, James Holmes is Henry Lockwood
Looks like Beeker from the Muppets
Picture on the left looks like an audition photo for All That
The porn king part II
Never thought we’d get to see the exact moment your innocence left Hank
“Where did Dave touch you Henry, show me on the doll” – Hank’s mom
I bet he sold shitty dirt weed in high school and called it fire.
Stands outside the convenience store near the high school, smoking cigs and talking about inhaling keyboard cleaner
Line up on fleek tho
Most likely to succeed………turning his whole body into a giant neck.
Most likely to have no chin by 25
This kid has frat-party-overdose written all over him
Right picture…Giraffe neck like you read about.
Hank you look like you belong to the McPoyle family from Always Sunny
“It was my first time too”
Hanks “O” face
Hank looks like he is tripping so hard in the second pic
@daveycockviews was on a conference call when I read this and just started blurting out laughing
Clemson fans be like
“I am an internet troll.”
“Fuck bro, no pics, about to cop these matches” – Hank (right photo)
“I love tater tots”
The fact that you looked at those pictures and decided that these are the ones you look best in leaves me speechless
Sandy hook shooter was first thing that came to mind…. good call feits
They should mail that picture to all the southern chicks Hank rawdogged over the past few months just to knock them down a few pegs.
Is that one finger or two
Who the fuck wears their hat like that and takes a picture? Like you intended to wear your hat that way for that picture.
“Do muslims finger paint too?”
“I like turtles…”
How can you caption something which already has the best caption attached
@boners, taking an order at the drive thru does not constitute a conference call.
When your mom shops at Polo during Kwanza
“Dixie Tour is over. Come back to the office, I need my best friend” – text from Pres right after the ACC championship game ended
Remember before the ‘up vote/down vote” and I actually got to pick the Caption Contest winner and Pres would mail them the “Ball Don’t Lie” tee-shirts before all of the trolls???? Good times.
Jesus fuck that looks like ‘before’ and ‘way before’
Picture on the right makes hank look like Adam Lanza, the sandy hook shooter…
Woah… His is way bigger than dad’s
And on this day Franny Lydon was born
The positioning of his hat is baffling
Let’s go hit that skatepark bro
“Do the chickens have large talons?”
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