Breaking News: The Biebs Had His Monkey Impounded In Germany Last Night


Sky – A monkey has been seized from pop star Justin Bieber after he flew it into Munich from the US on a private plane. The pet, a capuchin called Mally, is thought to have been given to the singer for his 19th birthday on March 1 by music producer Jamal Rashid. Earlier this week Rashid, also known as Mally Mall, uploaded a picture of Bieber and Mally to his Instagram feed with the caption: “OG MALLY FIRST PIC WITH HIS POPS @JUSTINBIEBER.” The Sun reported, ahead of his gig at the city’s Olympiahalle.The Canadian star was detained “for some time” while customs officials took Mally into quarantine at the airport.The singer faces a fine of more than £10,000 and will have to pay for the animal’s care. A customs spokesman confirmed to Sky News that Justin Beiber tried to bring his monkey into Germany without the correct papers on Thursday. The monkey is currently being held in quarantine until the singer produces the correct paperwork. On Monday, Bieber, who has been touring for months, had flown from Poland to Los Angeles and caused a stir at Lodz airport by stripping off his shirt as he walked through security.

The fucking Biebs can’t catch a break. Everybody all over his tip lately. Everybody saying he’s having a meltdown. He’s getting punk’d by Selena Gomez on Letterman. He’s trying to attack the Paps. He’s spitting in his neighbors face. He’s ripping his shirt off in the airport. And now this. Those German nazi’s impounding his monkey. You think it’s easy being a pop icon? Think again.

PS – What type of asshole gift is giving somebody a monkey by the way? Clean it up Jamal. You put The Biebs in a position to fail. Now he needs monkey babysitters, monkey immunizations, monkey paperwork and all the weird shit that comes along with owning a monkey that nobody would know about. Just give cash next time chump.

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