Breaking News! Darrelle Revis Spotted At Logan!?
Pres I know you got fooled on that Michael Vick thing once before, but tell me that’s not him. I landed at 4:05 EST and I swear this motherfucker was waiting for his luggage like the rest of us fools. Don’t hate me if it’s not him but I had to send it to you just in case. Granted it’s 5 years later but maybe this is your redemption?
Umm that’s him right? Has to be. Like I spent the last 30 minutes studying this picture and I’m convinced it’s him. Am I about to get burned again? Whatever. I don’t give a fuck. That is Darelle Revis at Logan. There I said it. Book it. Mark it down. Darelle Revis is in Boston and is getting ready to sign with the Pats. You heard it here first! Unless this is bullshit in which case I’m never going to hear the end of it. Whatever. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.