Well I think this is what people in the bouncer business call going beyond the call of duty. I mean you got the kid outside. You got him under control. There are 10 bouncers surrounding him. Maybe you can get away with the first two kicks but that third one? That was straight out of the WWF. Classic case of a bouncer forgetting the 3rd rule of being a bouncer. Be nice. If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won’t walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can’t walk him, one of the others will help you, and you’ll both be nice. I want you to remember that it’s a job. It’s nothing personal.
PS – I hate this blog. I tried to rewrite it 20 times working in “Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.” quote and I couldn’t do it. Wait a minute. Did I just sneaky work that quote into this blog after all? Jesus Christ. Sometimes even I don’t know what level I’m blogging at.
UDDATE - The Grand Canal bouncer was arrested the night this happened according to BPD. Here is the story
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