Barstool Confessions: Go Into The Weekend With A Clear Conscience
When I was like 14 I used to microwave Vasoline, put it in a plastic bag and masturbate with that. So I think I kind of invented the FleshLight.
Twitter 10 Best (tweet them to @JFeitelberg or use #BarstoolConfessions):
(I don’t think that’s me but at the same time, I’m not positive. Probably Levi Cash)
(Black Twitter can’t help themselves from jumping on a hashtag. This guy has no idea what’s going on)