Barbie Without Makeup Is Horrific


I don’t get what this new movement is for chicks. The fuck makeup brigade. It’s insane. Most feminist movements, while I may make fun of them, I understand. Like I get that chicks want to vote, make equal wages and shit. That stuff makes sense. But why do you want to look uglier? I don’t care what Drake said. Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on is not when you look the prettiest. You have this magical solution that makes you pretty. Why not take advantage of it? If there was such a thing for men I’d use it in a heartbeat. It’s six minute abs for you face. And while it may take WAY longer than 6 minutes, at least it works. Better than the alternative for sure…


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