An American Hero Was Born In Western Michigan This Weekend: Introducing James Taylor. The Kid Who Threw A 2,000 Person Party With No Remorse (MUST WATCH)

HINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — It was a lot quieter Sunday night outside James Taylor’s home than it was just hours before.Taylor, 20, calls the farm house that’s been in the family for 100 years his party house.Taylor said Saturday night started out as a planned birthday party for a friend, but it quickly grew to more than 2,000 people. He also said that it was a goodbye party for him before he moves to California next week. Taylor said it was a party for the record books. He captured images while standing on the roof of his home while a massive crowd cheered him on. With two DJ’s, a fire thrower, go-go dancers and strippers, Taylor believes he successfully threw the largest party ever to hit West Michigan.As for reports of overdoses, “I didn’t force anything down anyone’s throat,” Taylor said. “I didn’t make anyone stay here until 7 a.m. or 11 a.m. or whenever it is that everyone finally left. I didn’t make this kid pass out on my floor. People wanted to be here. That was their decision.” Taylor said that he isn’t ruling out another party.“There’s always a coming home party,” said Taylor. “I feel like anybody that’s got a real problem with me partying out here in the middle of nowhere is a spaz.”

I literally spit out my coffee and wasn’t even drinking any when this kid said “I didn’t make this kid pass out on my floor” and they panned to the kid face down on the ground. That has to go down as one of the greatest live TV moments in the history of live TV. I actually checked to make sure this wasn’t an Onion article when that happened. That’s how outrageous that moment was. I mean what was gonna happen if this kid didn’t mention that bro?  The reporter was just going to do this interview and pretend that there was a dead guy on the floor right next to his feet?  Maybe my favorite moment of all time. Bottomline is I absolutely LOVE this kid James Taylor. Just slinging fire all over the place. I’m talking literally slinging fire with flame throwers and shit. Owning the party. Wants to do it again. Calling everybody a spazz who got upset about it. If this kid throws another part at this farm house I’m gonna be there. That’s my promise to you and him.