An 11 Year Old Girls Break Up Text With Her Boyfriend Is RUTHLESS

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OH FUCK! Joey, quick put your hand out….

 

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My goodness man, I’ve never seen someone take a beating like that during a breakup. “Ding ding oh what’s that? The elevator because you’re not on my level.” Ruthless! RUTHLESS!! I’d rather have my girl tell me that she just got gangbanged and she’s done with me than have her say some shit like that to me.

 

 

But, credit where it’s due, Joey got some swings in himself. He handled it like a pro right until he caught that elevator haymaker. He didn’t panic when he got busted at the park, stayed calm and cool and said they were just hanging out. Then when she said she didn’t love him he hit her with the, “If you didn’t love me then why’d you bring me Starbucks,” which is the children’s version of, “Well you let me put it in your ass so you obviously loved me a little bit.”

 

But at the end of the day, his girl had trump card in her back pocket the whole time. Just hitting him with little jabs to set him up with the sickest elevator burn of all time. Cocky as hell too. “I won this fight. It’s over forreal,” was her tapdance on his grave while she gave him with “Whatever” and “Loser” finger signs then told him to talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t listenin.